Nov 24, 2017

Nov 23, 2017

Teamwork makes the dream work

3 - 2 - 1, CLEAR!

It's only been 4 years, come back to me you son of a bitch!

This is the sound of Kurt trying to desperately revive this blog. I think it's more like a chainsaw though, because my type of comedy is straight up the guts and doesn't give a fuck who you are, i'll shred ya. Side note, unless you have a weapon, in which case nah.


Aug 4, 2014

2014 Update Code Black

I'm back! It's a new day!
I want to chronicle my experiences from now until my 2015 goal of eating a Milky Way.
I don't even like Milky Ways

Feb 26, 2013

More unneccessary complaining

I keep getting asked to write a new blog. When I say I keep getting asked, the same person asked twice, months apart, and a second person liked both of those posts. BETTER WRITE A NEW BLOG!

Jul 26, 2012

Two Hours

Tuesday the 24th July, 2012 was a voyage into the Abyss. On that day, I rode on a trainer for 2:01:20. Here is a recount of that event.

Jul 19, 2012

Enjoyment

It's not gay, no one is making eye contact
I rode for three hours, a little more actually, the most I've ridden in months and I got to some thinking. Do creationists really believe the world was made by a magic person in the sky? Is Sky the most powerful cycling team in the history of sports? Are sports really that enjoyable? Are prostate orgasms really that intense?

Jul 13, 2012

KWAM part 2

Not exciting news, but something worth mentioning anyway. Sometimes a story is worth the lesson.

Jul 5, 2012

KAWM part one

Queenslander
Dispatches from Kurt's Annual Winter Migration, Queensland. It's sunny, and about 21 degrees every day. Mornings are brisk, 15ish. I've found the morning coldness to just touch the skin. Riding around makes your skin burn cold, but it doesn't freeze your bones and your soul like down south.

May 31, 2012

The KAWM is in full effect

Aragon 
Winter isn't coming, Aragon, it's here. It's been shrivelling our collective doodles for a month already. The only good news is that it hasn't been raining. Better than this though, is Kurt's Annual Winter Mirgration (KAWM) is taking place again. Get excited, bitches.